Inconsiderate Parking Critic Pillows

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

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"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Brookstick Clamp

Parking.

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.