Car Park Critic Pillows

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Parking

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Who's really behind all one-star national parks reviews.

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'

'Fixing parking tickets is a local matter.'

Directions to the nearest decent motorway services.

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

'These gas prices are outrageous! Almost as expensive as bottled water!'

"I've lost the ability to make eye contact"

No parking sign

"Does this mean you want us to move our desks into the carpark again?"

Lame gift cards.

So tell your wife she might have left the car parked in lot A31 or B25...

A fine for double parking? Yes, mine was the one on top.

'It's disgusting they're cancelling our bus service.'