Car Park Critic Pillows

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

Parking

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'This must be the day you're quiting. I saw your car parked in the boss's space.'

Who's really behind all one-star national parks reviews.

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"At last! We've finally reduced our dependency on foreign oil."

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'Fixing parking tickets is a local matter.'

'This model was proudly built in the USA by Mexican workers on Chinese wages.'

'Car maker management made big bucks screwing up for years, and can you believe, Republicans are blaming the UNIONS!'

Directions to the nearest decent motorway services.

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

"I've lost the ability to make eye contact"

'These gas prices are outrageous! Almost as expensive as bottled water!'

'You could at least have had the decency of waiting until I'd moved off!'

No parking sign

So tell your wife she might have left the car parked in lot A31 or B25...

"Does this mean you want us to move our desks into the carpark again?"

A fine for double parking? Yes, mine was the one on top.

'It's disgusting they're cancelling our bus service.'