Park Critic Pillows

Who's really behind all one-star national parks reviews.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

"We'll always hate Paris."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Oligarchy

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Hugo Chavez - A peace loving man.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

"I don't like it already."

Focus Groupies

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Your Sculpture while you wait.

Men Working Since 1931

"I enjoy the park, but not the commute."

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"