Inconsiderate Parking Critic Prints

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

No Double Parking

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

"Over here, doofus."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

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'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Parking.

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Brookstick Clamp

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"