Parking Rule Followers Pillows

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

Lawyer with two desk organizers: Letter of the Law and Spirit of the Law.

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

"Dad, I want you to know that I am as clean as the league by-laws require."