Parking Regulation Humorist Pillows

Clamped Horse

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Give Way To Cyclists

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

Parking

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

'Nice parking job, Rudy.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

Brookstick Clamp

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

Clamped hamster wheel.

'Surely we'll find a parking space this time around...'

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

Traffic Calming in Bath

'I can't I've been clamped.'

'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Sorry sir, but if we don't ticket cars parked here longer than two hours, there wouldn't be any room for others to park."

"It's the cheapest multi-story carpark in town."

'Here - talk to my lawyer!'