Parking Permit Pundits Pillows

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Valet parking.

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

Parking

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Brookstick Clamp

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

"Great. He took two spaces. Now where do I park?"

'Fixing parking tickets is a local matter.'

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

Clamped Horse

Clamped hamster wheel.

Parking Lot Dare

'I can't I've been clamped.'

"Sorry sir, but if we don't ticket cars parked here longer than two hours, there wouldn't be any room for others to park."

Health Care Consultant on Call.

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

A fine for double parking? Yes, mine was the one on top.

'You could at least have had the decency of waiting until I'd moved off!'

Luther's ninety-five theses on your terrible parking.

Disabled parking only sir.

A man trapped on a traffic island