Parking Permit Ponderers Pillows

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Valet parking.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

An astronaut lands on the moon to find that his lunar module has landed by a parking meter.

Parking

Moses Parking

"Look at that brand-new building! I hear it has a cafeteria, a lounge and valet parking! I have to go!"

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

Parking Lot Dare

"Look, buddy, the truth you need to know is that I won't stamp your parking ticket!

"Excuse me,are you leaving?"

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

Cheap Parking

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'

'Do they have a permit for that thing?'

'Look. I don't care if you do work as a theater usher. You can't just tear up any ticket you want!!'

Health Care Consultant on Call.

"It's the cheapest multi-story carpark in town."