Humorist Of Traffic Norms Pillows

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Push for Disco...

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Snail Crossing.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."

Cars and Bed of Nails

Clown car lane: 10 or more.