Parking Violation Humorist Pillows

Clamped hamster wheel.

Brookstick Clamp

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Okay. Hit it."

A Not So Grand Slam.

Give Way To Cyclists

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

Digital Communication.

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."

High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'