Traffic Rule Follower Pillows

Chicken Crossing.

'What's the problem? There's two of us in the car, isn't there?'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'Can't you read?'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

Lawyer with two desk organizers: Letter of the Law and Spirit of the Law.