Traffic Rule Follower Pillows

'Well don't say I didn't warn you!'

Chicken Crossing.

'What's the problem? There's two of us in the car, isn't there?'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

Angel with speed camera.

'Can't you read?'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"