Rule Follower Pillows

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

"Every decision we made was legal, ethical and stupid."

"I hope you have a pleasant, relaxing stay with us."

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'

'I don't make the rules, sir. I'm just grateful for those who do.'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

'I know you're bored, but the rule-book clearly says we can't finish him off...'

"I understand what you're saying mother, but it still doesn't feel quite right."

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

'No, no Mrs Watkins. Wrapping children in cotton wool flies in the face of all our health and safety guidelines. It's a terrible choke hazard.'

Speed bumps

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Man raised flag of drowning women.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Not An Exit

Think Think Think Think Think Think Think Act!

Tank parks on the yellow lines.

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"I don't make the rules Larry, I just abide by them in goof grace"

"Dad, I want you to know that I am as clean as the league by-laws require."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

Lawyer with two desk organizers: Letter of the Law and Spirit of the Law.

'Glen is really being a trouper about adhering to the city's water-rationing ordinance.'

"We're not allowed to rattle the tins."

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

Man wearing a parkas is baffled by a sign saying 'No Parkas'

Ski-lift...Thank you for not smoking

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.