Parking Rule Followers T-Shirts

Anyone else think it's ok to park your ship in an accessible space?

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

No Double Parking

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Angel with speed camera.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...

"Dad, I want you to know that I am as clean as the league by-laws require."