Parking Enforcement T-Shirts

'No you're not on a double yellow, you're on my foot.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

No Double Parking

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"What are you doing??"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

"I don't care why you crossed the road, what I know is that you were jay-walking and I'm going to fine you!"

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Parking validation

Cross Platform.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Ace Towing.

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.