Traffic Rule Benders Pillows

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

'Can't you read?'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

No Yule Turn.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

'You have to stay after school because you got caught in the hall without a pass? But you're homeschooled!'

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

No Parking.

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

ROAM: the Buffalo's Bison's version of a Don't Walk Walk signs.

'Rotten luck - They've spotted me parking on thish double yellow line!'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'It seems I got only ten demerit points.'

"No, no... your driver license."

"I bet they're not so much commandments as best practice guidelines, am I right?"

'There's a policeman here who thinks I shouldn't be talking on the cellphone while driving.'

Fred didn't understand why he was being given a ticket when he did technically stop.

Sp££d Camera

'Ms. Hempworth, check with our legal department...why must we obey the rules?'

Passive-aggressive street signs

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

'I've stopped you on suspicion of texting while behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. I'm going to require a thumb sample...'