Road Rules Rebel Pillows

Turning with mathematical precision.

'Can you hang on a sec - I'm on the phone.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

The serious corporation

'Can't you read?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Driverless Car

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"GPS wants me to stay put."

School Boundries.

Covid Garbage Dump

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .