Road Safety Rebel Pillows

Endanger life responsibly.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Touring Cyclist

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

One Way - Yield

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Attention: Speed Troughs

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

How Am I Driving?

'I brake for animals'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.