Road Safety Rebel Pillows

Endanger life responsibly.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

One Way - Yield

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

How Am I Driving?

'Can't you read?'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'I brake for animals'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.