Tunnel Wanderer Gifts

'Oops, sorry...'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Agility God

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Run from the hills!

We're With Stupid

"Space wants to kill you."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"How may I be of service?"

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Caution Dry Rot

You are everywhere.

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

Drink Me.

"I think I've made a breakthrough concerning the structure of matter."

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Astronaut

Through the Looking Glass - The Unicorn and the Lion.

Astronaut

"Profits must be down."

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

"Another fly-over planet."

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'