Terminal Wanderer Gifts

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Fight or Flight

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

You are here.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Modern camping

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Hot Towel Web Service

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

You are everywhere.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

Username/Password

Internet Addict Anonymous

Ocean sounds $1.00

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean about cats."

'Oops, sorry...'

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

Man standing at a railway station.

The tide was out.

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

Man driving his desk along a street.

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"