Terminal Wanderer T-Shirts

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Fight or Flight

You are here.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

Modern camping

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Hot Towel Web Service

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

You are everywhere.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

Username/Password

Internet Addict Anonymous

Ocean sounds $1.00

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean about cats."

"Hello I.S.S.? This is Mission Control. We regret to inform you that you're all being sent back home due to outsourcing."

The tide was out.

Man standing at a railway station.

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'Oops, sorry...'

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

Bird Watching at a Lighthouse.