Digging Dreamer Gifts

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

(Camel paintings)

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A Tumble Cow

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Early on-line shopping

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Camel'

Distance to horizon varies.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Lost in Admiration

'Silent type, eh?'

Desert Roundabout