Data Digger Gifts

'Washrooms are down the hall.'

'Don't look now, Kevin. But I think you're being googled.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Computer Expert

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Where was I?

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Terry had a computer bug.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

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