Truth Digger Gifts

'Most people recognize the difference between right and wrong? Why wasn't I informed of this?'

'An investigative journalist?..So you're really a busybody.'

We have control of you brain.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Terry had a computer bug.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

Information about information about information about information.