Truth Detective Gifts

'At first it looked like you were over qualified for the job. Then we check your resume and discovered most of it was faked.' - Bob finally catches a break.

'Would you like my professional advice, or my honest opinion?.'

'I'm just sorting through the latest job applications now.'

Rashomon of West 84th Street

police corruption

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

'You're lying. I can read you like a book.'

'The important thing is not whether you did it... but whether you have enough money to prove you didn't.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

"Orson Carter. Professional politician. Specialist subject - the art of lying from the year dot to the present day."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Tee Shirt: In Search of Things Known and Agreed Upon

'Tell me why I should excuse you from serving on jury duty. Be careful what you say. I have been trained to read between the lies.'

'. . . and 14% said they didn't own a TV set, although I could hear it in the background!'

Newspaper Redundancies Reporter in empty office.

Never be lied to again!

To Joey's disappointment, he discovers that arm wrestling was also fake.

Oh that's Mr. Fong . He double checks for accuracy

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

He's a true legend, but only the part about dubious veracity.

"What's in it for me?"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'