Thought Detective Gifts

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Sigmund Freud.

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Rodin's Thinker.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Micro and Macro Department,

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

Don't forget to read the small print.

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.