Thought Detective Pillows

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Sigmund Freud.

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Micro and Macro Department,

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.