Data Diver Gifts

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Stock Market Adventure

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

'This is our Lookup Table.'

News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

The Wiki Man.

'An unforseen storm has caused a power surge which has crashed the new super computer.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"According to the statistics more people look at cricket statistics then watch the game."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Fear/Knowledge

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Big Data Tonight

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Violent Crime Statistics

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"