Angelic Data Diver Gifts

"All the celestial knowledge is stored in a cloud somewhere."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Profits lately have been spiraling downward."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

Stock Market Adventure

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

Death of the pope.

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"I hear they're desperate for new users."