Angelic Data Diver Gifts

"All the celestial knowledge is stored in a cloud somewhere."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Profits lately have been spiraling downward."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

The Wiki Man.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Stock Market Adventure

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."