Data Detectives Gifts

'The numbers don't lie... Damn them!'

"The spirits say you have all the data. Just do something."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"When we went inside the numbers, we found goo."

"Don't worry, I won't sell your personal information."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Where was I?

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Terry had a computer bug.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."