Plate Breaker T-Shirts

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'No ice.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Glass Ceiling

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

High Jump

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

Make a Wish

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

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I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.