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'Doing fine, thanks. I've narrowed it down to one of these.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

"Quick swig first?"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Wino Appreciation Group

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"FISH ON"

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Bottle tossing

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

No right to wear white.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Amateurs de vin...

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

IT department/Cup of T department.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Get back in there!"

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.