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'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"No Littering" sign in space.

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

Kicking Butt Since 1998

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

The housing market begins to deflate.

'At the end of last week's program I enjoined our viewers to have a good day. Now, on the advice of counsel, I wish to retract that statement.'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Summertime Blues

Warning.

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

Space Trash

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

'Don't worry about those craters. Photoshop can take care of them."

Short man to tall man: 'It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.'

"You two are under arrest for violating the anti-stereotype law!"

1001 cliches to avoid before you die

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Economic bubble

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

Carol was the first member of her skeet-shooting team to get married.

Ok, we're definitely putting too much garbage in our oceans.