Plaque Buster Pillows

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

"No Littering" sign in space.

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

Kicking Butt Since 1998

'At the end of last week's program I enjoined our viewers to have a good day. Now, on the advice of counsel, I wish to retract that statement.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Warning.

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

Space Trash

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

Short man to tall man: 'It's such a cliche to call short people aggressive, and if you do it again I'll punch your lights out.'

Economic bubble

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"You two are under arrest for violating the anti-stereotype law!"

1001 cliches to avoid before you die

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'