Plaque Collector Pillows

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

Kicking Butt Since 1998

"Wait a minute! This is for winning a beard contest!"

'Bit of a goer, was she?'

Nobody of any importance ever lived here - we just wanted a plaque

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Hieroglyph stamps.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

A post box in a museum

"You and your stones collection!"

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'