Stoneware Collector Pillows

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Biro Diversity

Posh Easter Egg

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Artisanal Pottery

People, we need to push the envelope, and the paper, pens and all the other stationery.

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Paper Work

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

I love Fountain Pens

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'