Stoneware Collector Pillows

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Posh Easter Egg

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

People, we need to push the envelope, and the paper, pens and all the other stationery.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Artisanal Pottery

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Paper Work

I love Fountain Pens

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"You and your stones collection!"

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar