"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."
Stoneware Collector Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a stoneware collector? Our collection features witty and appealing products that honor their love for beautiful, handcrafted ceramic pieces. Whether they display or cherish them, find something that complements their passion and adds a touch of fun to their collection.
'C'mon get it straight.'
"Well....I could've done this!"
Cat statues on entrance gate
Barristers
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
"Got any bathtub gin?"
The Pencil and Sharpener
"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."
Biro Diversity
Posh Easter Egg
'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'
'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'
News of the Day - Savings Bank.
"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."
"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."
The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.
"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"
"It's PENCILvania!!!"
"It's a 'selfie.'"
"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"
'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'
The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.
Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...
'I love the Giant's Causeway.'
Artisanal Pottery
People, we need to push the envelope, and the paper, pens and all the other stationery.
'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'
"Everyone is so cynical these days."
'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'
Paper Work
Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale
I love Fountain Pens
Toilet Tissue Typist.
'It's the only rock you'll ever need'
Stoneware Collector Gifts Collection
Stoneware Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs themed for stoneware collectors—find the perfect humorous or elegant design to start their day with a smile.
Stoneware Collector Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add personality to their space—celebrating their love of collectible ceramics with charm and humor.
Stoneware Collector Prints
Browse our art prints that highlight the beauty and humor of stoneware collecting—ideal for decorating their favorite space.
Stoneware Collector T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for stoneware lovers—comfortable and fun ways for them to display their passion.