Stoneware Aficionado Gifts

Teapot

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

The first Dermatologist.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

"This must be Easter Island!"

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

The first art critic

Artisanal Pottery

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Drinking Hats

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Sit."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Shakespeare had difficulty choosing the right pencil.

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

'I'm exhausted -- I just spent all morning writing a note to the milkman.'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Bernard Palissy