Stoneware Aficionado Gifts

Teapot

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

The first Dermatologist.

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

"This must be Easter Island!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

The first art critic

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Artisanal Pottery

Drinking Hats

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Shakespeare had difficulty choosing the right pencil.

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

"Sit."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

'I'm exhausted -- I just spent all morning writing a note to the milkman.'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Bernard Palissy

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'