Silverware Enthusiast Gifts

Place Settings for the Elderly

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Drinking Hats

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Antique silver

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

Wine-tasting Tour.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Cool bulls.

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Just one question Brad. Is this diamond still in the embryonic stage?'

'To be honest love if I could afford that I wouldn't be going out with you would I?'