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"Got any bathtub gin?"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

Cool bulls.

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"Profiling!"

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'Yeah, as a matter of fact I do have the time on me,,,'

'Gee, thanks for the earrings dear. They'll match the bracelet you gave me last year.'

Closed at 1, Open at 2, but to you...1:45.

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

"It's one of our most popular rentals."

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'Can you supersize this?'

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'