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"Got any bathtub gin?"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Cool bulls.

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

"Profiling!"

'There's a wizard, three hobbits and an elf out here inquiring about a ring.'

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

An attempt at kitchen cabinet stand-up comedy. Dinner is on me tonight!

'Yeah, as a matter of fact I do have the time on me,,,'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'Gee, thanks for the earrings dear. They'll match the bracelet you gave me last year.'

Closed at 1, Open at 2, but to you...1:45.

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

"It's one of our most popular rentals."

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

'Can you supersize this?'