Glassware Pillows

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Antique silver

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

Flatware Follies.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"So much to do... so little time."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Pop-up toaster.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

A watched kettle never boils.

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.