Glassware Enthusiast Pillows

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Love wine

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"To toast!"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Wine not?"

"Did you order a starter?"

Drinking Hats

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

Greek Vase

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'What do you like about her?'

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

A guide to glasses.