Glass Artistry Enthusiast Pillows

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Executive MFA

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"At least we agree that buying a glass house was a lousy idea."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

Cargo Ship Backlog

'People who live in glass houses are rare.'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

Tanked tanker.

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

'Ye olde optician.'

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'