Glass Art Admirer Pillows

'Not THAT glass, you idiot!'

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

Cats at private view

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Shell Fire

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Diego Velasquez

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

"Feel better, dear?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?