Bottle Art Admirer Pillows

Tanked tanker.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Cactus seats.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"What a way to go."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Deer Barber

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Handcuffs.

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'