Bottle Art Admirer Pillows

Tanked tanker.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"What a way to go."

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Peter Gabriel

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Handcuffs.

Hi again

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Deer Barber

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"