Tableware Collecting Pillows

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

Tupperware Wolf

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Origin of the 'spork'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

The Spoonish Inquisition

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Cool bulls.

There's a fork in the road.

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

Bananas eye the blender

Teapot

Love cutlery

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Fork reading newspaper

"Profiling!"

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"If you're really man's best friend, how come your food never comes with cutlery?"

"Should we start without him?"