Collecting Glassware Gifts

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"Oh My God - surely the finest varietal themed stemware I've ever tasted from."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Just the one...

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Love wine

"To toast!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"Wine not?"

Origin of the 'spork'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"Did you order a starter?"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

Cool bulls.

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

"Profiling!"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

Teapot