Collecting Glassware Gifts

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"Oh My God - surely the finest varietal themed stemware I've ever tasted from."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Just the one...

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Love wine

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

"To toast!"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Wine not?"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Origin of the 'spork'

"Did you order a starter?"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Cool bulls.

'No thanks, just squinting.'

Teapot

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

"Profiling!"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"