Collecting Barware Gifts

Cool bulls.

A law firm's offices.

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Just the one...

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Tupperware Wolf

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

A Fork-lift.

Drinking Hats

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Origin of the 'spork'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Lite Beer.

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Tepid Beer - Going out of Beer.

The Spoonish Inquisition

Have a nice downward spiral.

There's a fork in the road.

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

Beer Ultrasound

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Bananas eye the blender

Bitter

Teapot

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."