Collecting Barware Pillows

Cool bulls.

A law firm's offices.

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Just the one...

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Tupperware Wolf

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Lite Beer.

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Drinking Hats

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Origin of the 'spork'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

The Spoonish Inquisition

Tepid Beer - Going out of Beer.

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Have a nice downward spiral.

There's a fork in the road.

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

Beer Ultrasound

Bananas eye the blender

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

Bitter

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?