Collecting Bar Memorabilia Pillows

'Yes, the peanuts are free. But, we still expect you to buy a drink!'

Tepid Beer - Going out of Beer.

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

"I have to say - we don't get may pigs in here!"

Billy. The Kid.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'